Title: Codename: Boogie Nights
Pairing/Characters: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Summary: He wants to smile across the line and tell Louis he loves him and that it’s okay if Louis doesn’t want to find a way to meet up, it’s okay if Louis doesn’t miss him the same way, it’s okay if they don’t see each other until they see the other guys. He wants to do that more than anything else if it’ll make Louis happy. But he’s tired and the sun in California is too bright and it burns, makes his skin itchy and his head pound. Date Night fic.
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,900
Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictional interpretation of events that probably never happened. I don't own One Direction because if I did they'd get longer breaks and better songwriters, etc.
Author's Note: I have no current plans to lock this shit down, but please remember that the fourth wall exists for a reason, and that reason is beneficial to everyone ever.

Thanks so much to saycomfychairs for all the encouragement, for yelling at me to write and for looking over the roughest of drafts. This would still be a couple hundred words on my computer with no chance of seeing the light of day without you. And thanks to aragons for being the best beta and for making sure I didn't make any massive mistakes while writing British lads.

( Management sits them down before the break. )

Title: That Something Special that They are Hunting
Pairing/Characters: Tammy II
Summary: Tammy has a plan; Tammy always has a plan.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,200
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Title from "The Show" by Girls Aloud.
Author's Note: Written for theleaveswant for rarewomen. Thanks so much to cityhallcupcake for looking this over for me, but of course, any and all mistakes are my own.

( When Tammy is fifteen she is fake friends with a tall, leggy blonde. )

Title: Although We Never Will
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Carly
Summary: The house is packed with other college students grinding on each other, shouting and singing and gulping beer out of cliché red cups. The music vibrates through her and Carly will remember thinking it is just like a movie, just like she always imagined college to be, Sam at her elbow. Alternatively titled: iTake Sam to a Party.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,600
Disclaimer: Title and epigraph from Vienna Teng's "Unwritten Letter #1." I own absolutely nothing.

( Carly and Sam go to college. )

Title: After the Act
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bosworth/Ezra Miller
Summary: A fact: He has never been good at following rules and heeding warning signs. The filming of Another Happy Day.
Rating: R (sexual content, drug use)
Word Count: 7,600
Disclaimer: This is all lies and I own nothing. Title taken from Robert Frost's "The Figure a Poem Makes."
Author's Note: hahahaha I don't even know. This has been me and my life lately:


I started this thinking it would be 4,000 words tops, probably less, and somehow it ballooned into this and I don't want to talk about it. I just have a lot of feelings about these two and I don't know how it happened. All I know is that I refuse to take any of the blame for this because I am nothing but a victim here. If you're looking for blame blame the fact that the universe let Ezra Miller exist, blame those pictures of them, blame the Interview interview, blame May because everything is always her fault. But do not blame me.

( maybe diluting it down is the same as building it up. )

Title: Maybe Then We'll Recover
Pairing/Characters: Jade West, Beck/Jade (everyone)
Summary: She doesn’t think she looks different; she doesn’t feel like she’s changed. She doesn’t know what did. Post "The Worst Episode Couple."
Rating: pg-13 (language, sexual content)
Word Count: 16,700
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Title from Matt Nathanson's We'll Recover.
Author's Note: Tons of thanks to both ohdelighted for reading over the first part and assuring me it didn't suck, and violetbloods for listening to me spew feelings and answering my random questions. Any mistakes are my own.

( the world tilts. )

A compilation of fics I've written for various comment ficathons over the months, posted in the order they were written. No particular spoilers for anything.

( like crazy - jacob/sam )

( the borgias - lucrezia/cesare )

( skins - tony/effy )

( shameless - ian/lip/mandy )

( another happy day - alice/elliot )

( the vampire diaries - klaus/rebekah )

( the vampire diaries - klaus/rebekah )

( skins - mini/liv )

Title: Time Stacks Up in Piles
Pairing/Characters: Justin/Alex (incest)
Summary: Sometimes when she closes her eyes, wand at the ready, she sees the ocean crashing into the shore, a campfire crackling, and a damp cave.
Rating: R (sexual content)
Word Count: 1,500
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Title from Ingrid Michaelson's Once was Love.
Author's Note: Written for Porn Battle XIII using the prompts magic and discover.

( One of these is not like the others, mixed up in a game of two truths and a lie. )

Title: Only the Margin Left
Pairing/Characters: Rory/Jess
Summary: They are fact mixing with fiction, making her bones ache and her heart beat faster.
Rating: R (sexual content)
Word Count: 1,200
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Title from Dodie Smith's novel I Capture the Castle.
Author's Note: Written for Porn Battle XIII using the prompts books, library and stacks.

( Jess scrawls in the margins of her books. )